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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th November 2010

Dilbert//7882, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 13th November 2010


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stockholder meeting budget waste money panic attack pucker face business


Official transcript

Stockholder says, "Hi ho! I'm a common stockholder. I'm here to see how my investment is coming along."

The Boss says, "Okay, first on the agenda, we need to blow our budget before year end so we don't get less money next year."

The Boss says, "How many ten-dollar mouse pads can we get for $10,000?"

Stockholder says, "I hope this is a panic attack."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HI HO! IM A COMMON STOCKHOLDER. I'M HERE TO SEE HOW MY INVESTMENT IS COMING ALONG.

OKAY, FIRST ON THE AGENDA, WE NEED TO BLOW OUR BUDGET BEFORE YEAR END SO WE DON'T GET LESS MONEY NEXT YEAR.

HOW MANY TEN-DOLLAR MOUSE PADS CAN WE GET FOR $10,000?

HOPE THIS 1S A PANIC ATTACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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