Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th November 2010

Dilbert//7882, first published sixteen years ago on Saturday 13th November 2010

Tags

stockholder meeting budget waste money panic attack pucker face business

Official transcript

Stockholder says, "Hi ho! I'm a common stockholder. I'm here to see how my investment is coming along."

The Boss says, "Okay, first on the agenda, we need to blow our budget before year end so we don't get less money next year."

The Boss says, "How many ten-dollar mouse pads can we get for $10,000?"

Stockholder says, "I hope this is a panic attack."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI HO! IM A COMMON STOCKHOLDER. I'M HERE TO SEE HOW MY INVESTMENT IS COMING ALONG.

OKAY, FIRST ON THE AGENDA, WE NEED TO BLOW OUR BUDGET BEFORE YEAR END SO WE DON'T GET LESS MONEY NEXT YEAR.

HOW MANY TEN-DOLLAR MOUSE PADS CAN WE GET FOR $10,000?

HOPE THIS 1S A PANIC ATTACK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Panic Attack"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a common stockholder attending a meeting with the company's management.
• The stockholder is eager to discuss their investment and express concerns about the budget.
• The management team is unprepared for the meeting, having not reviewed the budget or prepared an agenda.
• The stockholder's frustration leads to a panic attack, highlighting the chaos and disorganization within the company.
• The comic strip humorously portrays the stockholder's anxiety and the management team's lack of preparedness.

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