Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th November 2010

Dilbert//7893, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 24th November 2010

Tags

computer headset marketing research social security number bank pin maiden name poverty identity theft technology

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Hello, this is the Dogbert Market Research Company. May I ask you some totally harmless questions?"

Dogbert says, "What is your social security number, bank pin number and mother's maiden name?"

Dilbert says, "What exactly are you researching?"

Dogbert says, "Poverty rates. I'm shooting for 100%."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, THIS IS THE DOGBERT MARKET RESEARCH COMPANY.

MAY I ASK YOU SOME TOTALLY HARMLESS QUESTIONS?

WHAT IS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, BANK PIN NUMBER AND MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME?

WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU RESEARCHING?

POVERTY RATES.

I'M SHOOTING FOR 100%.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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