Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th December 2010

Dilbert//7906, first published sixteen years ago on Tuesday 7th December 2010

Tags

define values emotional illsuion common to children idiots non engineers cult

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Who can define 'values'? Anyone?"

Dilbert says, "Values are a type of emotional illusion common to children, idiots and non-engineers."

The Boss says, "Can we pretend values are real?"

Dilbert says, "Are we a cult now?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHO CAN DEFINE "VALUES"? ANYONE?

VALUES VALUES ARE A TYPE OF EMOTIONAL ILLUSION COMMON TO CHILDREN, IDIOTS AND NON- ENGINEERS.

CAN WE PRETEND VALUES ARE REAL?

ARE WE A CULT NOW?

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