Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th December 2010

Dilbert//7907, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 8th December 2010

Tags

stupid things breathe fumes make people stupid

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I invented a drug that makes people do stupid things. Then I dipped this dart in it."

Dilbert says, "I don't know why I did it. There's no legitimate use for this sort of thing."

Dilbert says, "Ow."

Dogbert says, "I'll need a gallon for the weekend. And remember to breathe the fumes again."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I INVENTED A DRUG THAT MAKES PEOPLE DO STUPID THINGS. THEN I DIPPED THIS DART IN IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT. THERE'S NO LEGITIMATE USE FOR THIS SORT OF THING.

OW.

I'LL NEED A GALLON FOR THE WEEKEND.

AND REMEMBER TO BREATHE THE FUMES AGAIN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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