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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th December 2010

Dilbert//7909, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 10th December 2010


Tags

film hate superheros geeks robots diseases weddings tears mammals medical


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Amber, would you like to see a movie that one of us will undoubtedly hate?"

Dilbert says, "I only like movies with superheroes, geeks or robots. You probably only like movies with tears, diseases and weddings."

Dilbert says, "Does my honesty turn you on?"

Amber says, "I just stopped liking mammals."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AMBER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A MOVIE THAT ONE OF US WILL UNDOUBTEDLY HATE?

I ONLY LIKE MOVIES WITH SUPERHEROES, GEEKS OR ROBOTS. YOU PROBABLY ONLY LIKE MOVIES WITH TEARS, DISEASES AND WEDDINGS.

DOES MY HONESTY TURN YOU ON?

I JUST STOPPED LIKING MAMMALS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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