Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th December 2010

Dilbert//7908, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 9th December 2010

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tv newsroom switches off brain abilities science segment film celebrities rational decisions

Official transcript

TV Newsroom Dilbert says, "I invented a drug that switches off the brain's ability to make rational decisions."

Dilbert says, "I think it would make a good story for your science segment."

Man says, "Or we could drug-dart celebrities and film what happens."

Dilbert says, "For science, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TV NEWSROOM I INVENTED A DRUG THAT SWITCHES OFF THE BRAIN'S ABILITY TO MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS.

I THINK IT WOULD MAKE A GOOD STORY FOR YOUR SCIENCE SEGMENT.

OR WE COULD DRUG - DART CELEBRITIES AND FILM WHAT HAPPENS.

FOR SCIENCE, RIGHT?

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