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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th December 2010

Dilbert//7914, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 15th December 2010


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new goatee mankly intellectual lazy saw a flea


Official transcript

Wally says, "Does my new goatee make me look manly and intellectual at the same time?"

Dilbert says, "It makes you look too lazy to shave around your lips."

Dilbert says, "And I think I saw a flea."

Wally says, "Yeah. That one is resistant to soup."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOES MY NEW GOA TEE MAKE ME LOOK MANLY AND INTELLECTUAL AT THE SAME TIME?

IT MAKES YOU LOOK TOO LAZY TO SHAVE AROUND YOUR LIPS.

AND 1 THINK I SAW A FLEA.

YEAH THAT ONE IS RESISTANT TO SOUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Goatee Intellectual"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive goatee, engaging in a conversation with his coworker.

  • Dilbert inquires if his new goatee makes him look manly and intellectual at the same time.
  • His coworker responds that it makes him look too lazy to shave around his lips.
  • Dilbert then observes a flea on his goatee and remarks, "Yeah, that one is resistant to soup."

The comic strip humorously highlights the quirks of office life and the absurdities of workplace interactions.

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