Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th December 2010

Dilbert//7914, first published sixteen years ago on Wednesday 15th December 2010

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new goatee mankly intellectual lazy saw a flea

Official transcript

Wally says, "Does my new goatee make me look manly and intellectual at the same time?"

Dilbert says, "It makes you look too lazy to shave around your lips."

Dilbert says, "And I think I saw a flea."

Wally says, "Yeah. That one is resistant to soup."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES MY NEW GOA TEE MAKE ME LOOK MANLY AND INTELLECTUAL AT THE SAME TIME?

IT MAKES YOU LOOK TOO LAZY TO SHAVE AROUND YOUR LIPS.

AND 1 THINK I SAW A FLEA.

YEAH THAT ONE IS RESISTANT TO SOUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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