Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th December 2010

Dilbert//7915, first published sixteen years ago on Thursday 16th December 2010

Tags

same facial hair weird haitdo unique need to be original

Official transcript

Coworker says, "Gaaa!!! The second-uncoolest person in the world has my same facial hair!"

Coworker says, "And the uncoolest person in the world is clean-shaven. You're leaving me no place to go!"

Later that month Alice says, "I don't see it catching on."

Coworker says, "Give it time."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GAAA!!! THE SECOND - UNCOOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD HAS MY SAME FACIAL HAIR!

|I/ AND THE UNCOOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD IS CLEAN-SHAVEN.

YOU'RE LEAVING ME NO PLACE TO GO!

LATER THAT MONTH I DON'T SEE IT CATCHING GIVE IT TIME.

ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Uncoolest Person in the World"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, as the protagonist. The strip is divided into three panels, each depicting a different scene.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert is seated at a conference table with his colleagues.
• One of his colleagues, a man with a similar appearance, announces that Dilbert has the "second-uncoolest person in the world" hair.
• Dilbert is shocked and offended by this statement.

Panel 2:

• The same colleague reveals that the uncoolest person in the world has clean-shaven hair.
• Dilbert's colleagues begin to leave the meeting, leaving him behind.
• Dilbert is left alone, feeling embarrassed and humiliated.

Panel 3:

• Dilbert is shown standing outside the conference room, looking dejected.
• He says to himself, "I don't see it catching on."
• The final panel shows Dilbert walking away from the conference room, still looking unhappy.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of people trying to fit in and be cool, while also highlighting the absurdity of judging someone based on their appearance. The strip uses humor to comment on the social pressures that people face in the workplace.

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