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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 31st December 2010

Dilbert//7930, first published sixteen years ago on Friday 31st December 2010


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new years eve maybe better plans better offer get away with


Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Amber, would you like to celebrate New Year's Even with me?"

Amber says, "I'll say maybe. That way you can't make other plans and I can wait for a better offer."

Amber says, "I can get away with it because of whatever is happening over there."

Dilbert says, "Yup."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AMBER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S EVE WITH ME?

I'LL SAY MAYBE. THAT WAY YOU CANT MAKE OTHER PLANS AND I CAN WAIT FOR A BETTER OFFER.

I CAN GET AWAY WITH IT BECAUSE OF WHATEVER IS HAPPENING OVER THERE.

YUP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "New Year's Eve Plans".

Summary:

Amber asks Dilbert to celebrate New Year's Eve with her, but he declines, citing that he can't make other plans and would rather wait for a better offer. The comic strip humorously portrays the common scenario where people are hesitant to commit to plans, preferring to hold out for something more appealing.

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