Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st January 2011

Dilbert//7931, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 1st January 2011

Tags

new year resolutions dvr geeky science shows snore asthmatic cow impose resolutions habit chnagers behavior requests

Open source transcript

I MADE A LIST OF DEMANDS FOR YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS.

THOU SHALT NOT FILL UP THE DVR WITH GEEKY SCIENCE SHOWS.

... THOU SHALT NOT SNORE LIKE AN ASTHMATIC COW..

I DIDN'T KNOW OTHER PEOPLE COULD IMPOSE RESOLUTIONS ON ME.

IT'S A NEW THING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Asthmatic Cow"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled white dog, lying in bed and making a list of demands for his New Year's resolutions. He declares that he will not fill up the DVR with geeky science shows and promises not to snore like an asthmatic cow. However, he reveals that he doesn't know other people who could impose resolutions on him, and instead, it's a new thing for him.

Key Elements:

• Dilbert's humorous and relatable character
• The use of wordplay and clever language in the dialogue
• The lighthearted and comedic tone of the strip
• The exploration of the idea of making New Year's resolutions and the challenges that come with them

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous and entertaining take on the traditional New Year's resolution, with Dilbert's witty remarks and clever observations adding to the comedic effect. The strip's lighthearted tone and relatable characters make it an enjoyable read for fans of the Dilbert comic strip.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.