Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 1st January 2011

Dilbert//7931, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 1st January 2011

Tags

new year resolutions dvr geeky science shows snore asthmatic cow impose resolutions habit chnagers behavior requests

Open source transcript

I MADE A LIST OF DEMANDS FOR YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS.

THOU SHALT NOT FILL UP THE DVR WITH GEEKY SCIENCE SHOWS.

... THOU SHALT NOT SNORE LIKE AN ASTHMATIC COW..

I DIDN'T KNOW OTHER PEOPLE COULD IMPOSE RESOLUTIONS ON ME.

IT'S A NEW THING

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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