Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th January 2011

Dilbert//7940, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 10th January 2011

Tags

honesty meat question and answer meat bags boss and emplyee realtionship office

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "In this country, it is customary to respond to a question with somehting called an 'answer.'"

Dilbert says, "Your approach is more like what I would expect to see if clothing were used as bags for meat."

Dilbert says, "Now I will ask my question a seventh time..."

The Boss says, "Stop saying what you're thinking."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IN THIS COUNTRY, IT IS CUSTOMARY TO RESPOND TO A QUESTION WITH SOMETHING CALLED AN "ANSWER." YOUR APPROACH IS MORE LIKE WHAT I WOULD EXPECT TO SEE IF CLOTHING WERE USED AS BAGS FOR MEAT.

NOW I WILL ASK MY QUESTION A SEVENTH TIME.

STOP SAYING WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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