Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 11th January 2011
Dilbert//7941, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 11th January 2011
Tags
engineers honesty viruses honest opinions causing problems medical records engineer classified as disease vaccination engineering
Official transcript
Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert gets Pon Farr
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I CANT STOP VOICING MY HONEST OPINIONS.
IT'S CAUSING PROBLEMS AT WORK.
ACCORDING TO YOUR MEDICAL RECORDS, YOU'RE AN ENGINEER.
WE CLASSIFY THAT AS A DISEASE NOW.
GAAA!!! YOU HAVEN'T HAD YOUR PON FARR VACCINATION.
IS IT WARM IN HERE?
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Vaccine Wars"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled engineer, sitting at his desk with a computer monitor. His boss, a tall, orange creature resembling a blob, enters the room and begins to speak.
- The boss claims that Dilbert has not had his "pon farr" vaccination and is therefore warm in the workplace.
- Dilbert responds by stating that he cannot stop voicing his honest opinions, which are causing problems at work.
- The boss then accuses Dilbert of being an engineer who classifies diseases as they occur.
- Dilbert retorts that the boss is not a doctor and should not be diagnosing people.
- The boss becomes angry and demands that Dilbert leave the room, stating that he is "warm in here" and will not tolerate Dilbert's presence.
Key Points:
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of "pon farr," a fictional disease that is not real.
- It also highlights the absurdity of a boss trying to diagnose and treat an employee's supposed illness.
- The strip showcases Dilbert's wit and sarcasm as he responds to his boss's ridiculous demands.
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