Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th January 2011

Dilbert//7950, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 20th January 2011

Tags

excitement interviews wages interview less money worse job imagined better hald day next useless interview money

Official transcript

Wally says, "How did your interview go yesterday?"

Dilbert says, "Great!"

Dilbert says, "They offered less money for a worse job. But for half a day I imagined it would be better."

Wally says, "Half a day/! Lucky!"

Dilbert says, "I know! I can't wait for my next useless interview!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW DID YOUR INTERVIEW GO YESTERDAY?

GREAT!

THEY OFFERED LESS MONEY FOR A WORSE JOB. BUT FOR HALF A DAY I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE BETTER HALF A DAY?!

LUCKY!

I KNOW! I CANT WAIT FOR MY NEXT USELESS INTERVIEW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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