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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 20th January 2011

Dilbert//7950, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 20th January 2011


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excitement interviews wages interview less money worse job imagined better hald day next useless interview money


Official transcript

Wally says, "How did your interview go yesterday?"

Dilbert says, "Great!"

Dilbert says, "They offered less money for a worse job. But for half a day I imagined it would be better."

Wally says, "Half a day/! Lucky!"

Dilbert says, "I know! I can't wait for my next useless interview!"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW DID YOUR INTERVIEW GO YESTERDAY?

GREAT!

THEY OFFERED LESS MONEY FOR A WORSE JOB. BUT FOR HALF A DAY I IMAGINED IT WOULD BE BETTER HALF A DAY?!

LUCKY!

I KNOW! I CANT WAIT FOR MY NEXT USELESS INTERVIEW!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Interview Blues"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green tie, as he navigates a series of interviews. The first panel shows Dilbert asking how his interview went yesterday, to which the interviewer responds with enthusiasm. However, in the second panel, Dilbert reveals that the company offered less money for a worse job, but for half a day he imagined it would be better.

In the third panel, Dilbert exclaims, "Half a day? Lucky!" and the interviewer responds, "I know, I can't wait for my next useless interview!" The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of job hunting and the often-disappointing experience of attending interviews.

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