Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st January 2011

Dilbert//7951, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 21st January 2011

Tags

prosperity competition (psychology)

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We're not creative enough to create whole new markets, the way apple does."

The Boss says, "And we're not powerful enough for a fast follower strategy."

The Boss says, "What we need is a sexy, strategic-sounding name for crumb-snatching."

Dilbert says, "Niche player?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH TO CREATE WHOLE NEW MARKETS, THE WAY APPLE DOES.

AND WE'RE NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH FOR A FAST FOLLOWER STRATEGY.

WHAT WE NEED IS A SEXY, STRATEGIC- SOUNDING NAME FOR CRUMB-SNATCHING.

NICHE PLAYER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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