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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd January 2011

Dilbert//7952, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 22nd January 2011


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newspapers wages managers & supervisors business money


Official transcript

Alice says, "I just saw in the news that Google gave an engineer millions of dollars. I'm underpaid!"

The Boss says, "I'll speak to our director of human resources and see how I can fix this situation."

Alice says, "Really?"

The Boss says, "How can we stop news?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I JUST SAW IN THE NEWS THAT GOOGLE GAVE AN ENGINEER MILLIONS OF DOLLARS I'M UNDERPAID!

I'LL SPEAK TO OUR DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES AND SEE HOW I CAN FIX THIS SITUATION REALLY?

HOW CAN WE STOP NEWS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Underpaid"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a Dilbert-like character and his boss, who informs him that Google has given an engineer millions of dollars. The employee responds that he is underpaid and asks to speak to the Director of Human Resources to discuss the situation. The boss is unaware of how to handle the news, leaving the employee to wonder how they can stop the news from spreading. The comic strip pokes fun at the common workplace issue of underpayment and the challenges of addressing it.

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