Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 22nd January 2011

Dilbert//7952, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 22nd January 2011

Tags

newspapers wages managers & supervisors business money

Official transcript

Alice says, "I just saw in the news that Google gave an engineer millions of dollars. I'm underpaid!"

The Boss says, "I'll speak to our director of human resources and see how I can fix this situation."

Alice says, "Really?"

The Boss says, "How can we stop news?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST SAW IN THE NEWS THAT GOOGLE GAVE AN ENGINEER MILLIONS OF DOLLARS I'M UNDERPAID!

I'LL SPEAK TO OUR DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES AND SEE HOW I CAN FIX THIS SITUATION REALLY?

HOW CAN WE STOP NEWS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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