Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th January 2011

Dilbert//7954, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 24th January 2011

Tags

friendship secretaries (office) internet & world wide web relationships

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Why did you reject my friend request on Facebook?"

Carol says, "I'm not your friend. I'm a disgruntled wage slave who hopes you die in a freak industrial accident tomorrow at 3PM."

The Boss says, "That's disturbingly specific."

Carol says, "Hey, look. You have a meeting at the warehouse tomorrow."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DID YOU REJECT MY FRIEND REQUEST ON FACEBOOK?

I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND.

I'M A DISGRUNTLED WAGE SLAVE WHO HOPES YOU DIE IN A FREAK INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT TOMORROW AT 3 PM.

THAT'S DISTURBINGLY SPECIFIC.

HEY, LOOK.

YOU HAVE A MEETING AT THE WAREHOUSE TOMORROW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Meeting at the Warehouse Tomorrow"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a boss and an employee. The employee, Dilbert, is surprised by a request from his friend to reject a friend request on Facebook. Dilbert explains that his friend is a disgruntled wage slave who hopes he dies in a freak industrial accident tomorrow at 3 pm. The boss is amused by this and invites Dilbert to a meeting at the warehouse the next day, which Dilbert reluctantly agrees to attend.

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