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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th January 2011

Dilbert//7955, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 25th January 2011


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tax incentives capital investments pursue opportunities over burdened staff divert resocurces top priorities


Official transcript

Demon says, "The government announced tax incentives for new capital investments."

Dilbert says, "That's great. Now we can pursue marginally attractive opportunities with our overburdened staff."

Demon says, "Is he always like this?"

The Boss says, "Yes."

Dilbert says, "I'll just divert resources from our top priorities."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED TAX INCENTIVES FOR NEW CAPITAL INVESTMENTS.

THAT'S GREAT. NOW WE CAN PURSUE MARGINALLY ATTRACTIVE OPPORTUNITIES WITH OUR OVERBURDENED STAFF.

IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THIS?

YES.

I'LL JUST DIVERT RESOURCES FROM OUR TOP PRIORITIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert: Tax Incentives for New Capital Investments"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, and his boss discussing tax incentives for new capital investments.
  • The boss announces tax incentives for new capital investments, but Dilbert is skeptical and questions the motives behind the announcement.
  • Dilbert's boss responds that the incentives are to divert resources from the company's top priorities, which Dilbert finds ironic given the company's stated goals.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of using tax incentives to justify questionable business decisions, highlighting the potential for abuse and misdirection.

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