Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th January 2011

Dilbert//7955, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 25th January 2011

Tags

tax incentives capital investments pursue opportunities over burdened staff divert resocurces top priorities

Official transcript

Demon says, "The government announced tax incentives for new capital investments."

Dilbert says, "That's great. Now we can pursue marginally attractive opportunities with our overburdened staff."

Demon says, "Is he always like this?"

The Boss says, "Yes."

Dilbert says, "I'll just divert resources from our top priorities."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED TAX INCENTIVES FOR NEW CAPITAL INVESTMENTS.

THAT'S GREAT. NOW WE CAN PURSUE MARGINALLY ATTRACTIVE OPPORTUNITIES WITH OUR OVERBURDENED STAFF.

IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THIS?

YES.

I'LL JUST DIVERT RESOURCES FROM OUR TOP PRIORITIES.

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