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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th January 2011

Dilbert//7957, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 27th January 2011


Tags

fear rodents transcontinental journeys elbonia too cold airplanes operate underground route fly switzerland swear system sewerside mission warm jacket rat hammer


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asok is kidnapped in Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK, I NEED YOU TO GO TO ELBONIA.

IT'S TOO COLD FOR AIRPLANES TO OPERATE THERE, SO YOU'LL NEED TO USE THE UNDER GROUND ROUTE.

FLY INTO SWITZERLAND AND FOLLOW THE SEWER SYSTEMS FROM THERE.

STICK TO THE SIDE OF THE SEWER WHERE IT'S DRYER.

IT'S A SEWERSIDE MISSION!

YOULL NEED A WARM JACKET AND A RAT HAMMER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sewer Mission"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between Asok and Dilbert. Asok requests to travel to Elbonia for an airplane operation, but Dilbert redirects him to a sewer system mission in Switzerland. The conversation is humorous, with Dilbert using absurd language to describe the mission.

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