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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th January 2011

Dilbert//7958, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 28th January 2011


Tags

act nervous air travel airport security guards more invasive new pat down procedures situations sleeper cell terrorits tsa molestation


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asok is kidnapped in Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AIRPORT SECURITY STEP OVER HERE, SLEEPER CELL.

OUR NEW PAT DOWN PROCEDURES MIGHT BE MORE INVASIVE THAN YOU'RE USED TO.

ONLY TERRORISTS ACT NERVOUS IN THESE SITUATIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Airport Security"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a scene at an airport, where a man is being searched by a security officer.
  • The man is nervous and asks to step over to a separate cell for the search.
  • The security officer agrees, but then reveals that the new pat-down procedures might be more invasive than the man is used to.
  • The man becomes even more nervous and tries to run away, but is caught by the security officer.
  • The strip humorously highlights the awkwardness and anxiety that can come with airport security procedures.

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