Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th January 2011

Dilbert//7958, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 28th January 2011

Tags

act nervous air travel airport security guards more invasive new pat down procedures situations sleeper cell terrorits tsa molestation

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Asok is kidnapped in Elbonia

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AIRPORT SECURITY STEP OVER HERE, SLEEPER CELL.

OUR NEW PAT DOWN PROCEDURES MIGHT BE MORE INVASIVE THAN YOU'RE USED TO.

ONLY TERRORISTS ACT NERVOUS IN THESE SITUATIONS.

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