Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 6th February 2011

Dilbert//7967, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 6th February 2011

Tags

annoying music buying deciosn clutter design cubicle eacape images look ugly ne wpordcut no information portfolio stock holders website work till death technology

Open source transcript

, WORK WITH GUSTAV TO GET OUR NEW PRODUCT EXPLAINED ON OUR WEBSITE.

HERE'S WHAT I HAVE SO FAR.

DILBERT SCOTT ADAMS dilbert.com IT'S AWFUL.

EXCUSE ME?

THERE'S NO INFORMATION. IT'S ALL IMAGES AND ANNOYING MIleTA PEOPLE MAKE BUYING DECISIONS BASED ON WHAT THEY READ.

THIS GIVES THEM NOTHING.

IF I CLUTTER THE DESIGN WITH USEFUL INFORMATION, IT WILL LOOK UGLY, AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO USE IT IN MY PORTFOLIO.

I NEED THAT PORTFOLIO TO GET A JOB AT A BETTER COMPANY. PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE.

YOULL PROBABLY WORK HERE UNTIL YOU DIE IN YOUR CUBICLE NO MATTER WHAT THE WEBSITE LOOKS LIKE.

DID YOU HELP GUSTAV?

YES, BUT IT WASN'T A GOOD DAY FOR OUR STOCKHOLDERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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