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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th February 2011

Dilbert//7968, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 7th February 2011


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gloating louvre powerpoint slides inch taller competitive petty giant turtle infinte turtles


Official transcript

Topper says, "I'm an inch taller than you and my powerpoint slides are in the Louvre."

Topper says, "Some say the earth is on the back of a giant turtle. But who do you think is holding the turtle?"

Dilbert says, "You?"

Topper says, "Wrong! It's turtles all the way down. But who do you think is holding the infinite turtles?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM AN INCH TALLER THAN YOU AND MY POWERPOINT SLIDES ARE IN THE LOUVRE.

SOME SAY THE EARTH IS ON THE BACK OF A GIANT TURTLE. BUT WHO DO YOU THINK IS HOLDING THE TURTLE?

YOU?

WRONG! IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN.

BUT WHO DO YOU THINK IS HOLDING THE INFINITE TURTLES?

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