Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th February 2011

Dilbert//7978, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 17th February 2011

Tags

office buildings work ethic new cubicles death eater gray soul sponge absorb happiness fear of the unknown

Official transcript

Tina says, "Your new cubicles will be a color called 'death eater gray.'"

Tina says, "The fabric is a soul sponge that will absorb your happiness if you stand hear it."

The Boss says, "How'd the meeting go?"

Tina says, "Well, you know, fear of the unknown."

Office Relocation

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OFFICE RELOCATION YOUR NEW CUBICLES WILL BE A COLOR CALLED "DEATH EATER GRAY." THE FABRIC IS A SOUL SPONGE THAT WILL ABSORB YOUR HAPPINESS IF YOU STAND NEAR IT.

HOW'D THE MEETING GO?

WELL, YOU KNOW, FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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