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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th February 2011

Dilbert//7978, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 17th February 2011


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office buildings work ethic new cubicles death eater gray soul sponge absorb happiness fear of the unknown


Official transcript

Tina says, "Your new cubicles will be a color called 'death eater gray.'"

Tina says, "The fabric is a soul sponge that will absorb your happiness if you stand hear it."

The Boss says, "How'd the meeting go?"

Tina says, "Well, you know, fear of the unknown."

Office Relocation

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OFFICE RELOCATION YOUR NEW CUBICLES WILL BE A COLOR CALLED "DEATH EATER GRAY." THE FABRIC IS A SOUL SPONGE THAT WILL ABSORB YOUR HAPPINESS IF YOU STAND NEAR IT.

HOW'D THE MEETING GO?

WELL, YOU KNOW, FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Office Relocation"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a woman's experience with a new office cubicle. Initially, she is excited about the cubicle's color, "Death Eater Gray," but soon discovers that it is actually a soul sponge that absorbs her happiness if she stands near it. The strip ends with the woman fearing the unknown and the boss asking how the meeting went.

Key Elements:

  • A woman's new office cubicle is revealed to be a soul sponge that absorbs her happiness.
  • The cubicle is described as "Death Eater Gray," which initially excites the woman.
  • The woman's fear of the unknown is evident as she approaches the cubicle.
  • The boss asks how the meeting went, despite the woman's apparent discomfort.

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