Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th February 2011

Dilbert//7979, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 18th February 2011

Tags

employees engineers revenge loud talker chronic faltualator seating arrangements cubicle arrangements sound noise business

Official transcript

Alice says, "Your floor plan puts me between a loud talker and a chronic flatulator."

Tina says, "I could move you to a cubicle between a guy who clears his throat all day and a woman who laughs too much."

Alice says, "Is this because I once said you aren't smart enough to be an engineer?"

Tina says, "Look what I engineered?"

Office Relocation

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OFFICE RELOCATION YOUR FLOOR PLAN PUTS ME BETWEEN A LOUD TALKER AND A CHRONIC FLATULATOR.

I COULD MOVE YOU TO A CUBICLE BETWEEN A GUY WHO CLEARS HIS THROAT ALL DAY AND A WOMAN WHO LAUGHS TOO MUCH.

IS THIS BECAUSE I ONCE SAID YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO BE AN ENGINEER?

LOOK WHAT I ENGINEERED.

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