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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st February 2011

Dilbert//7982, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 21st February 2011


Tags

engineers laziness project budget new technology slow learner expensive


Official transcript

Woman says, "You used the entire engineering portion of my project budget just learning the new technology."

Wally says, "I'm sorry things didn't work out for you."

Wally says, "Some say I'm a slow learner, but I like to think of myself as expensive."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU USED THE ENTIRE ENGINEERING PORTION OF MY PROJECT BUDGET JUST LEARNING THE NEW TECHNOLOGY.

I'M SORRY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YOU.

SOME SAY I'M A SLOW LEARNER, BUT I LIKE TO THINK OF MYSELF AS EXPENSIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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