Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd February 2011

Dilbert//7983, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd February 2011

Tags

lawyers & attorneys legal advice chain reaction future visionary leader not being born maintenance agreement stabbing gandhi

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I need your legal advice."

Lawyer says, "There's a risk that this could cause a chain reaction that results in a future visionary leader not being born."

Dilbert says, "It's just a maintenance agreement."

Lawyer says, "It's like stabbing Gandhi."

Company Lawyer

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER I NEED YOUR LEGAL ADVICE.

THERE'S A RISK THAT THIS COULD CAUSE A CHAIN REACTION THAT RESULTS IN A FUTURE VISIONARY LEADER NOT BEING BORN.

IT'S JUST A MAINTENANCE AGREEMENT.

IT'S LIKE STABBING GANDHI.

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