Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th February 2011

Dilbert//7987, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 26th February 2011

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contracts relations between the sexes women ignorantly signed legal strategy affadavit attractive women have cooties

Official transcript

Man says, "The contract that you ignorantly signed gives them the right to harvest your organs."

Man says, "Your best legal strategy is to get sworn affidavits from attractive women saying you have cooties."

Woman says, "Heck yes, I'll sign it."

Dilbert says, "I was hoping this would be harder."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CONTRACT THAT YOU IGNORANTLY SIGNED GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS.

YOUR BEST LEGAL STRATEGY IS TO GET SWORN AFFIDAVITS FROM ATTRACTIVE WOMEN SAYING YOU HAVE COOTIES HECK YES, I'LL SIGN IT.

I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE HARDER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Sworn Affidavits"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2011, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a white shirt, sitting at a desk. He is shown signing a contract that states, "THE CONTRACT THAT YOU IGNORANTLY SIGNED GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS."

Dilbert's coworker, a woman with long black hair and a purple shirt, approaches him and says, "YOUR BEST LEGAL STRATEGY IS TO GET SWORN AFFIDAVITS FROM ATTRACTIVE WOMEN SAYING YOU HAVE COOTIES." Dilbert responds, "HECK YES, I'LL SIGN IT," and the woman replies, "I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE HARDER."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, poking fun at the idea of using attractive women to sway legal decisions. The use of the word "cooties" adds a playful touch to the dialogue, emphasizing the lighthearted and humorous tone of the comic strip. Overall, the strip satirizes the legal system and the sometimes ridiculous measures people take to achieve their goals.

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