Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th February 2011

Dilbert//7987, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 26th February 2011

Tags

contracts relations between the sexes women ignorantly signed legal strategy affadavit attractive women have cooties

Official transcript

Man says, "The contract that you ignorantly signed gives them the right to harvest your organs."

Man says, "Your best legal strategy is to get sworn affidavits from attractive women saying you have cooties."

Woman says, "Heck yes, I'll sign it."

Dilbert says, "I was hoping this would be harder."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE CONTRACT THAT YOU IGNORANTLY SIGNED GIVES THEM THE RIGHT TO HARVEST YOUR ORGANS.

YOUR BEST LEGAL STRATEGY IS TO GET SWORN AFFIDAVITS FROM ATTRACTIVE WOMEN SAYING YOU HAVE COOTIES HECK YES, I'LL SIGN IT.

I WAS HOPING THIS WOULD BE HARDER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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