Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th February 2011

Dilbert//7986, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 25th February 2011

Tags

context contracts harvest organs holes in contract software contract signed contract holes in torso

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I signed a software contract without getting your input because I was in a hurry."

Dilbert says, "Now the software company claims they can harvest my organs."

Dilbert says, "Do you see any holes in their contract?"

Lawyer says, "They mention holes... in the context of your torso."

Company Lawyer

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER I SIGNED A SOFTWARE CONTRACT WITHOUT GETTING YOUR INPUT BECAUSE I WAS IN A HURRY.

NOW THE SOFTWARE COMPANY CLAIMS THEY CAN HARVEST MY ORGANS.

DO YOU SEE ANY HOLES IN THEIR CONTRACT?

THEY MENTION HOLES. ..

IN THE CONTEXT OF YOUR TORSO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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