Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th February 2011
Dilbert//7986, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 25th February 2011
Tags
context contracts harvest organs holes in contract software contract signed contract holes in torso
Official transcript
Dilbert says, "I signed a software contract without getting your input because I was in a hurry."
Dilbert says, "Now the software company claims they can harvest my organs."
Dilbert says, "Do you see any holes in their contract?"
Lawyer says, "They mention holes... in the context of your torso."
Company Lawyer
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
COMPANY LAWYER I SIGNED A SOFTWARE CONTRACT WITHOUT GETTING YOUR INPUT BECAUSE I WAS IN A HURRY.
NOW THE SOFTWARE COMPANY CLAIMS THEY CAN HARVEST MY ORGANS.
DO YOU SEE ANY HOLES IN THEIR CONTRACT?
THEY MENTION HOLES. ..
IN THE CONTEXT OF YOUR TORSO.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Software Harvesting"
Summary:
The comic strip features a company lawyer discussing a software contract with a client. The lawyer explains that the software company can now harvest organs from the client's body, as stated in the contract. The client is shocked and asks if the lawyer can see any holes in the contract, to which the lawyer responds by pointing to the client's torso.
Key Points:
- The software company can harvest organs from the client's body.
- The lawyer is aware of this clause in the contract.
- The client is shocked and concerned about the implications.
- The lawyer's response is humorous and lighthearted, implying that the client's organs are visible through their torso.
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