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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd March 2011

Dilbert//7991, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 2nd March 2011


Tags

farmers & farm workers work ethic manage issues align org


Official transcript

Wally sys, "Should I continue to manage issues?"

Wally says, "Or should I align organizational activities with stakeholder expectations?"

The Boss says, "Which answer would cause you to do real work?"

Wally says, "What is this, a farm?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

SHOULD I CONTINUE TO MANAGE ISSUES?

OR SHOULD I ALIGN ORGANIZATIONAL ACTIVITIES WITH STAKEHOLDER EXPECTATIONS?

WHICH ANSWER WOULD CAUSE YOU TO DO REAL WORK?

WHAT IS THIS, A FARM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stakeholder Expectations"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a manager and an employee. The employee asks the manager if they should continue managing issues or align organizational activities with stakeholder expectations. The manager responds by asking the employee to do real work, implying that the employee is not contributing effectively. The employee then asks if this is a farm, suggesting that the manager's request is unrealistic or unproductive. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of managing stakeholder expectations and the importance of effective communication in the workplace.

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