Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd March 2011

Dilbert//7992, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 3rd March 2011

Tags

managers & supervisors mobile (cell) phones app awesome don't fire me business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Ted, there's an app for you."

Cellphone says, "Waa-waa! Don't fire me!"

The Boss says, "How awesome is that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, THERE'S AN APP FOR YOU.

WAA-WAA!

DON'T FIRE !

HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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