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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th March 2011

Dilbert//7994, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 5th March 2011


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exhibitions honesty relations between the sexes chat me up mammary filter trade show free stuff job orders


Official transcript

Woman says, "Are you actually interested in this product or are you just trying to chat me up?"

Dilbert says, "The show is too big to see everything, so I use a mammary filter to decide who I talk to."

Woman says, "You use a what?"

Dilbert says, "Do you have any free stuff or job offers?"

At the trade show

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AT THE TRADE SHOW ARE YOU ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN THIS PRODUCT OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO CHAT ME UP?

THE SHOW IS TOO BIG TO SEE EVERYTHING, SO I USE A MAMMARY FILTER TO DECIDE WHO I TALK TO.

YOU USE A WHAT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FREE STUFF OR JOB OFFERS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Trade Show"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a woman and a man at a trade show. The woman asks if he is interested in the product or just trying to chat her up. The man responds that he uses a "mammary filter" to decide who to talk to, implying that he is only interested in talking to women with large breasts. The woman is offended and asks if he has any free stuff or job offers, to which the man replies that he does not. The conversation ends with the woman walking away, leaving the man standing alone.

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