Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th March 2011

Dilbert//7994, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 5th March 2011

Tags

exhibitions honesty relations between the sexes chat me up mammary filter trade show free stuff job orders

Official transcript

Woman says, "Are you actually interested in this product or are you just trying to chat me up?"

Dilbert says, "The show is too big to see everything, so I use a mammary filter to decide who I talk to."

Woman says, "You use a what?"

Dilbert says, "Do you have any free stuff or job offers?"

At the trade show

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AT THE TRADE SHOW ARE YOU ACTUALLY INTERESTED IN THIS PRODUCT OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO CHAT ME UP?

THE SHOW IS TOO BIG TO SEE EVERYTHING, SO I USE A MAMMARY FILTER TO DECIDE WHO I TALK TO.

YOU USE A WHAT?

DO YOU HAVE ANY FREE STUFF OR JOB OFFERS?

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