Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th March 2011

Dilbert//7993, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 4th March 2011

Tags

competition (psychology) exhibitions barf bag consumer electronics show new product cooler than anything weighs an ounce

Official transcript

Alice says, "I see you have your giant-sized barf bag. You must be going to the consumer electronics show."

Dilbert says, "Yup."

Dilbert says, "Every time I see a new product that is cooler than anything we're working on, I'll go to the bag."

Man says, "And it only weight one ounce!"

FOOMP!!! At the show

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR GIANT-SIZED BARF BAG. YOU MUST BE GOING TO THE CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW.

YUP.

EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PRODUCT THAT IS COOLER THAN ANYTHING WE'RE WORKING ON, I'LL GO TO THE BAG.

AT THE SHOW AND IT ONLY WEIGHS ONE OUNCE!

FOOMP!!!

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