Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th March 2011

Dilbert//7996, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 7th March 2011

Tags

envy exhibitions technology trade show so huge illusion great cup holder

Official transcript

Wally says, "What happened to you?"

Dilbert says, "I went to a technology trade show."

Dilbert says, "The event was so huge that it made me feel small. But it's just an illusion."

Wally says, "For an illusion, you make a great cup holder."

Dilbert says, "Dude. Not cool."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

I WENT TO A TECHNOLOGY TRADE SHOW THE EVENT WAS SO HUGE THAT IT MADE ME FEEL SMALL. BUT IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION.

FOR AN ILLUSION, YOU MAKE A GREAT CUP HOLDER.

DUDE.

NOT COOL.

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