Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th March 2011

Dilbert//7997, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 8th March 2011

Tags

center balanced considered an earring died getting haircut jewelry laziness normal problems sleeping in chair

Official transcript

Wally says, "I considered getting an earring to make myself more fascinating."

Wally says, "But I spend a lot of time sleeping in my chair, so I need my head to be center balanced."

Dilbert says, "You don't have normal problems."

Wally says, "I almost died getting my hair cut."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CONSIDERED GETTING AN EARRING TO MAKE MYSELF MORE FASCINATING.

BUT I SPEND A LOT OF TIME SLEEPING IN MY CHAIR, SO I NEED MY HEAD TO BE CENTER BALANCED.

YOU DON T HAVE NORMAL PROBLEMS.

I ALMOST DIED GETTING MY HAIR CUT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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