Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th March 2011

Dilbert//7998, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 9th March 2011

Tags

avarice managers & supervisors wages open minded worst idea hostory not give raise business money

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I need you to be open-minded about this idea."

The Boss says, "Oh, really?"

The Boss says, "That's the sort of thing people say before they describe the worst idea in the history of the world."

Dilbert says, "My idea is to not give me a raise."

The Boss says, "I'm hating you a little extra."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO BE OPEN- MINDED ABOUT THIS IDEA.

, REALLY?

THAT'S THE SORT OF THING PEOPLE SAY BEFORE THEY DESCRIBE THE WORST IDEA IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

MY IDEA IS TO NOT GIVE ME A RAISE.

I'M HATING YOU A LITTLE EXTRA

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