Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th March 2011

Dilbert//8000, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 11th March 2011

Tags

competition (psychology) competitors exercise & fitness jumping jacks meetings meetngs pelt with office supplies

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "You competitors are faster because they have meetings where everyone has to stand up."

Dogbert says, "We'll top that by having meetings where everyone does jumping jacks while I pelt them with office supplies."

Asok says, "It's working!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR COMPETITORS ARE FASTER BECAUSE THEY HAVE MEETINGS WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO STAND UP.

WELL TOP THAT BY HAVING MEETINGS WHERE EVERYONE DOES JUMPING JACKS WHILE I PELT THEM WITH OFFICE SUPPLIES IT'S WORKING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Meeting Mayhem"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a chaotic meeting scenario, where the boss introduces an unusual rule: everyone must stand up during meetings. The employees are initially resistant, but the boss's persistence and the introduction of "jumping jacks" as a meeting activity lead to a chaotic and humorous situation.

Key Elements:

• The boss's eccentric rule
• The employees' initial resistance
• The introduction of "jumping jacks" as a meeting activity
• A chaotic and humorous meeting scenario

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the quirks of office life and the sometimes absurd rules that can be imposed on employees. It showcases the humor in everyday situations and the creative ways people can find to make meetings more engaging (or chaotic).

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