Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th March 2011

Dilbert//8000, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 11th March 2011

Tags

competition (psychology) competitors exercise & fitness jumping jacks meetings meetngs pelt with office supplies

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "You competitors are faster because they have meetings where everyone has to stand up."

Dogbert says, "We'll top that by having meetings where everyone does jumping jacks while I pelt them with office supplies."

Asok says, "It's working!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR COMPETITORS ARE FASTER BECAUSE THEY HAVE MEETINGS WHERE EVERYONE HAS TO STAND UP.

WELL TOP THAT BY HAVING MEETINGS WHERE EVERYONE DOES JUMPING JACKS WHILE I PELT THEM WITH OFFICE SUPPLIES IT'S WORKING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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