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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th March 2011

Dilbert//8001, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 12th March 2011


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work ethic social network stategy global supply chain


Official transcript

Wally says, "I can't help you because I'm busy working on a social network strategy for our global supply chain."

Man says, "That sounds like something that no one wants and no one needs."

Wally says, "That's probably why it's taking so long."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN'T HELP YOU BECAUSE I'M BUSY WORKING ON A SOCIAL NETWORK STRATEGY FOR OUR GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT NO ONE WANTS AND NO ONE NEEDS.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT'S TAKING 50 LONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Global Supply Chain Strategy"

Summary:

  • The comic strip depicts a meeting where an executive is frustrated with the lack of progress on a social network strategy for the global supply chain.
  • The executive is shown talking to a colleague, saying, "I can't help you because I'm busy working on a social network strategy for our global supply chain."
  • The colleague responds, "That sounds like something that no one wants and no one needs."
  • The executive then says, "That's probably why it's taking so long."
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of creating a social network strategy for a global supply chain, highlighting the challenges and potential lack of interest in such a project.

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