Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 12th March 2011

Dilbert//8001, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 12th March 2011

Tags

work ethic social network stategy global supply chain

Official transcript

Wally says, "I can't help you because I'm busy working on a social network strategy for our global supply chain."

Man says, "That sounds like something that no one wants and no one needs."

Wally says, "That's probably why it's taking so long."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T HELP YOU BECAUSE I'M BUSY WORKING ON A SOCIAL NETWORK STRATEGY FOR OUR GLOBAL SUPPLY CHAIN THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT NO ONE WANTS AND NO ONE NEEDS.

THAT'S PROBABLY WHY IT'S TAKING 50 LONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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