Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th March 2011

Dilbert//8014, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 25th March 2011

Tags

deception managers & supervisors learn from mistakes make alits wrong this year coincidence perfromance reviews management legends business

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We can learn from our mistakes. Let's make a list of the things that each of you did wrong this year."

Dilbert says, "It is just a coincidence that our annual performance reviews are due next week?"

The Boss says, "It would have been the stuff of management legends."

Catbert says, "Very nice try."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES. LET'S MAKE A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT EACH OF YOU DID WRONG THIS YEAR.

MISTAKES IS IT JUST A COINCIDENCE THAT OUR ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEWS ARE DUE NEXT WEEK?

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE STUFF OF MANAGEMENT LEGENDS.

VERY NICE TRY.

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