Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th March 2011

Dilbert//8015, first published fifteen years ago on Saturday 26th March 2011

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prejudice universities & colleges updating employee profiles school

Official transcript

Carol says, "Hey, Asok. I'm updating our employee profiles. Where'd you go to school?"

Asok says, "I graduated from the Indian Institute of Technology in Lucknow with a double major in engineering and physics, and a minor in false humility."

Asok says, "For my combined thesis I terraformed a planet in another dimension and didn't tell anyone."

Carol says, "I'll put 'Indian.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, ASOK. I'M UPDATING OUR EMPLOYEE PROFILES.

WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL?

I GRADUATED FROM THE INDIAN INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY IN LUCKNOW WITH A DOUBLE MAJOR IN ENGINEERING AND PHYSICS, AND A MINOR IN FALSE HUMILITY.

FOR MY COMBINED THESIS I TERRAFORMED A PLANET IN ANOTHER DIMENSION AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE.

I'LL PUT "INDIAN."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Indian Institute of Technology"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two office workers, ASOK and Dilbert. The conversation begins with ASOK asking Dilbert about his plans for the day, to which Dilbert responds that he is updating employee profiles. When asked where he would like to go to school, Dilbert reveals that he graduated from the Indian Institute of Technology in Lucknow with a double major in engineering and physics, and a minor in false humility. He then states that for his combined thesis, he terraformed a planet in another dimension and didn't tell anyone, but warns that he will put "Indian" on his profile. The conversation ends with Dilbert's statement, leaving the reader wondering about the authenticity of his claims.

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