Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th March 2011

Dilbert//8017, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 28th March 2011

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dual core processors brain disconcerting email answer

Official transcript

Asok says, "To answer your question faster, I'll need to use the two halves of my brain like dual core processors."

Asok says, "I'm only warning you because it might be disconcerting to watch."

Woman says, "How bad could it be?"

Asok says, "Wah-ah-geeee!"

Woman says, "Maybe you can e-mail me your answer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION FASTER, I'LL NEED TO USE THE TWO HALVES OF MY BRAIN LIKE DUAL CORE PROCESSORS.

I'M ONLY WARNING YOU BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE DISCONCERTING TO WATCH.

HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

WAH-AH- GEEEE!

MAYBE YOU CAN EMAIL ME YOUR ANSWER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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