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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th March 2011

Dilbert//8018, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 29th March 2011


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fake press relases new green technology scientist 2040 power home refrigerator door science


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Fake green energy projects

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M WRITING FAKE PRESS RELEASES FOR IMAGINARY NEW GREEN ENERGY TECHNOLOGIES.

SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BY 2040 YOU WILL BE ABLE TO POWER YOUR ENTIRE HOME WITH THE BREEZE FROM YOUR REFRIGERATOR DOOR.

NOW HOW WILL I KNOW WHICH GREEN BREAKTHROUGHS ARE REAL?

SERIOUSLY?

YOU THINK THERE ARE REAL ONES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Green Breakthroughs"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a cartoon character, in a humorous exchange with his boss.
  • Dilbert is working on fake press releases for imaginary new green energy technologies.
  • His boss asks about the latest green breakthroughs, and Dilbert responds with skepticism.
  • The boss then reveals that the breakthroughs are real, leaving Dilbert surprised.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of exaggerated claims about new technologies and the importance of verifying information.

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