Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th March 2011

Dilbert//8019, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 30th March 2011

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hold press conference introduce cold fusion breakthrough lightbulb wires plugged low opinion jar with frosted glass overkill

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Fake green energy projects

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M READY TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO INTRODUCE MY COLD FUSION BREAK THROUGH.

ALL YOU DID IS PUT A LIGHTBULB IN A JAR. I CAN SEE THE WIRES PLUGGED INTO THE OUTLET.

YOU HAVE A LOW OPINION OF PEOPLE.

I CONSIDERED USING A JAR WITH FROSTED GLASS, BUT IT SEEMED LIKE OVERKILL.

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