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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th March 2011

Dilbert//8019, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 30th March 2011


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hold press conference introduce cold fusion breakthrough lightbulb wires plugged low opinion jar with frosted glass overkill


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Fake green energy projects

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M READY TO HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO INTRODUCE MY COLD FUSION BREAK THROUGH.

ALL YOU DID IS PUT A LIGHTBULB IN A JAR. I CAN SEE THE WIRES PLUGGED INTO THE OUTLET.

YOU HAVE A LOW OPINION OF PEOPLE.

I CONSIDERED USING A JAR WITH FROSTED GLASS, BUT IT SEEMED LIKE OVERKILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Cold Fusion Breakthrough"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, who is preparing to introduce his "cold fusion breakthrough" at a press conference. The scene unfolds in a conference room, where Dilbert is seated at a table with a jar containing a lightbulb and wires plugged into an outlet. He confidently declares that he has successfully achieved cold fusion using this setup.

However, his colleague Dogbert, a dog-like character, expresses skepticism about the feasibility of the experiment. Dogbert notes that the jar is filled with frosted glass, which would not allow the lightbulb to produce heat, let alone achieve cold fusion. Dilbert dismisses Dogbert's concerns, stating that he has a low opinion of people who question his work.

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of cold fusion and the hubris of scientists who claim to have achieved breakthroughs without proper evidence or understanding of the underlying principles. It also highlights the importance of critical thinking and skepticism in scientific inquiry.

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