Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th April 2011

Dilbert//8045, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 25th April 2011

Tags

human body medicines vitamin d inner glow vitamins minerals better than sun

Official transcript

Carol: I'm in a bad mood. Maybe I need some sun to boost my vitamin D level. Topper: That's nothing. Exposure to my inner glow will give you a full range of vitamins and minerals. Dilbert: You're better than the sun? Topper: I don't quit just because it's night. Topper.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I'M IN A BAD MOOD.

MAYBE I NEED SOME SUN TO BOOST MY VITAMIN D LEVEL.

THAT'S NOTHING.

EXPOSURE TO MY INNER GLOW WILL GIVE YOU A FULL RANGE OF VITAMINS AND MINERALS.

YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE SUN?

I DON'T QUIT JUST BECAUSE IT'S NIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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