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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th April 2011

Dilbert//8046, first published fifteen years ago on Tuesday 26th April 2011


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business ethics health insurance reduce expenses radiation dosimeters wrongness policy


Official transcript

Boss: The company is trying to reduce expenses, so you need to pay for your own radiation dosimeters. Dilbert: We'll just stare at you until you understand the wrongness of that policy. Boss: Still nothing. One hour later

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE COMPANY IS TRYING TO REDUCE EXPENSES, SO YOU NEED TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN RADIATION DOSIMETERS.

WELL JUST STARE AT YOU UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND THE WRONGNESS OF THAT POLICY.

ONE HOUR LATER STILL NOTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Still Nothing"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and critiques of corporate culture.
  • In this strip, Dilbert is presented with a proposal to reduce expenses by paying for his own radiation dosimeters.
  • Dilbert's response is characteristic of his deadpan humor, where he simply states "still nothing" when asked to understand the policy's wrongness.
  • The strip is likely intended to poke fun at the absurdity of corporate policies and the lack of understanding among employees.

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