Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th April 2011

Dilbert//8049, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 29th April 2011

Tags

annoyance anxiety internet & world wide web password recovery password pin code user name code word complicated planet floyd first person breath jump outer psce

Official transcript

Dogbert: Are you trying to recover a password, PIN code, user name, pass code or code word? Man: I hate this stupid complicated planet! I am so out of here! Dogbert's password recovery service. And that is how Floyd became the first person to hold his breath and jump into outer space.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S PASSWORD RECOVERY SERVICE ARE YOU TRYING TO RECOVER A PASSWORD, PIN CODE, USER NAME, PASS CODE OR CODE WORD?

I HATE THIS STUPID COMPLICATED PLANET!

I AM SO OUT OF HERE!

AND THAT IS HOW FLOYD BECAME THE FIRST PERSON TO HOLD HIS BREATH AND JUMP INTO OUTER SPACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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