Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th May 2011

Dilbert//8055, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 5th May 2011

Tags

frustration office workers solving problem stadardization policies high five

Official transcript

Dilbert: Congratulations on solving every important problem in the world. I assume that's what happened. Otherwise, you wouldn't have time to create desk standardization policies. High five?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONGRATULATIONS ON SOLVING EVERY IMPORTANT PROBLEM IN THE WORLD.

I ASSUME THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. OTHERWISE, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE DESK STANDARDIZATION POLICIES.

HIGH FIVE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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