Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th May 2011

Dilbert//8054, first published fifteen years ago on Wednesday 4th May 2011

Tags

business ethics saving & investment intentional billing errors honest mistakes maintain bonuses pipelien new errors pension algorythm money

Official transcript

Carol: Once again, our only profitable line of business is "intentional billing errors."

It started as a series of honest mistakes. Now it's the only way we can maintain our bonuses. Boss: Do we have anything better in the pipeline? Carol: R&D is testing some new errors for our pension algorithm.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONCE AGAIN, OUR ONLY PROFITABLE LINE OF BUSINESS IS "INTENTIONAL BILLING ERRORS." IT STARTED AS A SERIES OF HONEST MISTAKES. NOW IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE CAN MAINTAIN OUR BONUSES.

DO WE HAVE ANYTHING BETTER IN THE PIPELINE?

R&D IS TESTING SOME NEW ERRORS FOR OUR PENSION ALGORYTHM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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