Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 9th May 2011

Dilbert//8059, first published fifteen years ago on Monday 9th May 2011

Tags

annoyance death & dying health insurance advance health care directive kill me directive

Official transcript

Dogbert: Here's the first draft of an advance health care directive I wrote for you. Dilbert: "Kill me if I have a headache. Kill me if I'm itchy. Kill me if I complain too much."

I might have some edits. Dogbert: There's your complaining again!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE FIRST DRAFT OF AN ADVANCE HEALTH CARE DIRECTIVE I WROTE FOR YOU.

"KILL ME IF I HAVE A HEADACHE. KILL ME IF I'M ITCHY. KILL ME IF I COMPLAIN TOO MUCH." I MIGHT HAVE SOME EDITS.

THERE'S YOUR COMPLAINING AGAIN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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