Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th May 2011

Dilbert//8062, first published fifteen years ago on Thursday 12th May 2011

Tags

annoyance doctors' offices medicines whiny idiots pill doctor exam room office treadmill pass out medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'm sick of listening to whiny idiots. Do you have a pill for that? Doctor: I sure do! I took a handful of them this morning and I feel great in spite of your complaining! How funny would it be if I make you run on a treadmill until you pass out?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SICK OF LISTENING TO WHINY IDIOTS.

DO YOU HAVE A PILL FOR THAT?

I SURE DO! I TOOK A HANDFUL OF THEM THIS MORNING AND I FEEL GREAT IN SPITE OF YOUR COMPLAINING!!

HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE IF I MAKE YOU RUN ON A TREADMILL UNTIL YOU PASS OUT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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