Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th May 2011

Dilbert//8063, first published fifteen years ago on Friday 13th May 2011

Tags

administrative agencies project timeline waste one week set up meeting available in a week

Official transcript

Dilbert: I estimated the project timeline by assuming that everyone involved will waste one week. Boss: That's a stupid way to do a timeline. Set up a meeting and I'll show you how it's supposed to be done. Carol: He's available in a week.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I ESTIMATED THE PROJECT TIMELINE BY ASSUMING THAT EVERY ONE INVOLVED WILL WASTE ONE WEEK.

THAT'S A STUPID WAY TO DO A TIMELINE.

SET UP A MEETING AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE DONE.

HE'S AVAILABLE IN A WEEK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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