Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th May 2011

Dilbert//8065, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 15th May 2011

Tags

dating restaurants filling survey surveys guilty date dinner restaurant food favorite restaurant romance waiter pick up waiter ruined relationships

Official transcript

Waiter: Would you mind filling out this customer survey so we know how we're doing? Dilbert: I don't have time to fill out surveys about everything I do. But you're making me feel guilty about not doing it. Oh no! You turned a good customer experience into something ugly. It's getting all awkward and I'm looking like a big jerk in front my date. Now I can never again eat here because I'm afraid of what you'll do to my food. You've ruined my favorite restaurant, as well as my chance of romance with this woman. Waiter: ... favorite restaurant... Woman: What are you doing later?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU MIND FILLING OUT THIS CUSTOMER SURVEY SO WE KNOW HOW I DONT HAVE TIME TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ABOUT EVERYTHING I DO.

BUT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT NOT DOING IT.

OH NO! YOU TURNED A GOOD CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE INTO SOMETHING UGLY.

IT'S GETTING ALL AWKWARD AND IM LOOKING LIKE A BIG JERK IN FRONT OF MY DATE.

NOW I CAN NEVER AGAIN EAT HERE BECAUSE IM AFRAID OF WHAT YOULL DO TO MY FOOD.

YOUVE RUINED MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

AS WELL AS MY CHANCE OF ROMANCE WITH THIS WOMAN.

- FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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