Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th May 2011

Dilbert//8065, first published fifteen years ago on Sunday 15th May 2011

Tags

dating restaurants filling survey surveys guilty date dinner restaurant food favorite restaurant romance waiter pick up waiter ruined relationships

Official transcript

Waiter: Would you mind filling out this customer survey so we know how we're doing? Dilbert: I don't have time to fill out surveys about everything I do. But you're making me feel guilty about not doing it. Oh no! You turned a good customer experience into something ugly. It's getting all awkward and I'm looking like a big jerk in front my date. Now I can never again eat here because I'm afraid of what you'll do to my food. You've ruined my favorite restaurant, as well as my chance of romance with this woman. Waiter: ... favorite restaurant... Woman: What are you doing later?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU MIND FILLING OUT THIS CUSTOMER SURVEY SO WE KNOW HOW I DONT HAVE TIME TO FILL OUT SURVEYS ABOUT EVERYTHING I DO.

BUT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY ABOUT NOT DOING IT.

OH NO! YOU TURNED A GOOD CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE INTO SOMETHING UGLY.

IT'S GETTING ALL AWKWARD AND IM LOOKING LIKE A BIG JERK IN FRONT OF MY DATE.

NOW I CAN NEVER AGAIN EAT HERE BECAUSE IM AFRAID OF WHAT YOULL DO TO MY FOOD.

YOUVE RUINED MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

AS WELL AS MY CHANCE OF ROMANCE WITH THIS WOMAN.

- FAVORITE RESTAURANT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Dating Game"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip follows the misadventures of Dilbert and his date, who is a waitress at a restaurant. The strip begins with Dilbert asking his date how they're doing, and she responds by complaining about the customer survey she has to fill out. Dilbert tries to make small talk, but she becomes increasingly annoyed and eventually tells him that he's making her feel guilty for not doing the survey.

As they continue their date, Dilbert attempts to make amends by asking her about her favorite restaurant, but she reveals that she ruined her favorite restaurant as well as her chance of romance with the woman. The strip ends with Dilbert asking what she's doing later, and she responds by saying she's going to do what she's doing now - working at the restaurant.

Overall, the strip pokes fun at the challenges of dating and the frustrations of working in customer service. It highlights the difficulties of trying to make small talk and the importance of being genuine in relationships.

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